we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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