I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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