she smelled like a LAN party
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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