I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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