Plan B is the new Plan A
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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