Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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