is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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