When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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