Pappa wants mamma naked
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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