my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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