Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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