just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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