And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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