Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
