She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
are you so shy because you have an std?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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