its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
