I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
