Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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