I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think i got beer on your cat.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
