Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
whose ass print is on the piano?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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