Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
