I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
