The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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