think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
