you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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