i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she peed on how many people?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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