love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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