so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He did a backflip because drugs
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