Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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