Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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