Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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