you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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