There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
only you would photoshop your dick
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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