pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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