She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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