what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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