I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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