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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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