I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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