it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
