Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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