I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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