Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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