He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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