You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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