My boss' voice literally gives me gas
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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