You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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