Where are you?
In a non slutty way
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
