scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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