WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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