Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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