Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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