Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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